Tag: humor
group name: pjsfans
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . . more
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July 22, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
Not a word about the upgrade.
Not. A. Word.
Today is ... some day of the week; I forget, but it's after Monday, I know that much. It's 100 degrees outside (well, maybe only . . . more
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July 31, 2008 09:38 AM EDT --
If you've ever had to sift through resumes, you know all about the wondrous treasures to be found therein. Today I am shaaaaring some of the sparkly bits of joy that came my way the last . . . more
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July 29, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
A couple of weeks ago, Peter led everyone on with promises of resurrecting an anti-PE poem I wrote back when were in high school, and then failed to find it, the big tease. Well, I just . . . more
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August 04, 2008 01:59 PM EDT --
Dateline: Gather Island, 8/4/08
Religous affiliations aside, it has become obvious that Rob Appell is simply an amazing human being (but is he only human? is he perhaps celestial ? could . . . more
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April 12, 2008 11:38 AM EDT --
By day, Joe B. was a mild mannered filling station attendant, but before you could finish your evening meal, Joe was well on his way to a hangover. Fortunately, Joe was an amiable and fun loving . . . more
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May 22, 2008 11:22 AM EDT --
Hubby said "You want to sell the things for which we've worked so hard?"
I shook my head ."No", I said. "I want to sell the actual yard"
We sold . . . more
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August 06, 2008 08:19 PM EDT --
Ok, listen: If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother. If you do, here's an entertaining campaign video, for once:
http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/latest/paris-hilton-energy-47080601?src=nl&mag=tdg&list=dgr&kw=ist . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
Hundreds and hundreds,
Fly by in the sky.
Tens and tens,
Run under the sun.
Ones and ones,
Go rowing so slow.
Hundreds, tens, ones.
They have all . . . more
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July 03, 2008 03:06 PM EDT --
I love epitaphs, and here are some from a collection:
In a London cemetery
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, . . . more
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April 30, 2008 03:58 AM EDT --
I enjoyed thinking about this when I read it in my E-mail:
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like w e treat o ur cell phone?
What . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
A silly, silly poem for all you poetry lovers out there! =) Enjoy, or not. Whatever works for you!
Board
What's a board?
A block of wood?
Yes! It is!
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July 04, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
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June 09, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom
looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.
Richard clicked a couple . . . more
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
Mother Superior called all the nuns
together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We
have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank . . . more
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July 07, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
Ray & Bubba
(Georgia mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were
doing.
. . . more
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July 04, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
These are from "Funny Stones to Tickle Your Funny Bone" at http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
He was young
He was fair
But . . . more
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July 05, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
See below for my take.
Why Men Are Happier
Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes . . . more
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