Tag: funny
group name: pjsfans
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August 14, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --
I have decided that a total knee replacement would be what is best for me. I have know the orthopedic surgeon who is going to be doing the surgery for some time. In fact I have been in the OR when he . . . more
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August 10, 2008 07:31 PM EDT --
Apparently mad at one or both of his sisters my oldest grand son made this sign for his bedroom door. My son, his father sent me a photo of it via e-mail.
No stooped girls allowed, okay . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
Hundreds and hundreds,
Fly by in the sky.
Tens and tens,
Run under the sun.
Ones and ones,
Go rowing so slow.
Hundreds, tens, ones.
They have all . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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July 04, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
A silly, silly poem for all you poetry lovers out there! =) Enjoy, or not. Whatever works for you!
Board
What's a board?
A block of wood?
Yes! It is!
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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August 30, 2008 02:50 AM EDT --
what would it be?
I would be taller by two inches.
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April 11, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
I am not mean
I am not a drinker
I am not a smoker
I am not a dieter
I am not a child abuser
I am not rich
I am not poor
I am not a drug addict
I am not perfect
I am not anti-God . . . more
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July 24, 2008 08:28 PM EDT --
While taking our evening walk, my husband and I spotted a pack of skunks. Actually, it was a mama and about six babies. They were walking across an empty lot next to several new houses. . . . more
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August 12, 2008 10:41 PM EDT --
You have a big family potluck or picnic and everytime at least two of the young males have to wrestle or pay ball. Just have to be competitive you know show off.
First after making sure the females are . . . more
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March 31, 2008 11:43 PM EDT --
I went to the doctor's today to get my diagnosis for the pain in my hip. I got out of the car and this goose was sitting in front of door. I got out and took these photos. The goose . . . more
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April 11, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
What does God say to poor people?
"Attention Wal-mart shoppers . . ."
Just remembered this one when i read another equally bad Walmart joke.
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April 19, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
You no longer fit in your size 5 jeans.
Little people call you funny lovey names like Mimi
You no longer fit in your size 7 jeans.
You are able to bake cookies without a recipe.
You no longer . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
10. Your Internet goes down and you hives because your missing Gather comments.
9. You get your feelings hurt because some know it all jerk corrects your grammar or spelling.
8. . . . more
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April 09, 2008 04:14 PM EDT --
My Nephews car needed a new fuel pump. He pops the hood and the next thing I know there's lots of men in front of my house. Has this ever happened to you ? Neighbors and friends walk over and pull . . . more
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May 14, 2008 06:41 PM EDT --
First, let me say, I am very close to all my grandchildren, but this one has a special place in my heart because she has a defective heart. I spoil her rotten. Once, when I was spoiling her . . . more
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April 20, 2008 01:21 PM EDT --
A woman who robbed two banks in McAllen, Texas was caught. That's the good news.
The bad news for her is she gave a note to the teller with her name and address on the back of the note. . . . more
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April 29, 2008 07:01 AM EDT --
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming . . . more
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May 17, 2008 08:51 PM EDT --
Starbucks new logo is causing some heated reactions. The upper part of the mermaid is showing breasts and her tail is split and her tail / legs are wide open. Now, the breasts to me are . . . more
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